• I made my friend watch Oculus with me and basically it's a horror movie about a girl who lives in a mirror and kills people. After the movie we just went downstairs to have pizza for dinner
  • Me: One of the things that annoyed me about the movie was how they didn't give any background info about the girl in the mirror's motives.
  • My friend: There's a girl in the pizza -staring at pizza-
  • Me: What

I’m always either told I eat too little or too much, so in this episode I decided to embrace the part of myself that eats too much.